2--They shouldn't even call it news.
 
1--Last night they told us about a cat in a sofa.
 
2--Yesterday they told us about a dog in a pipe.
 
1--Last week they told us about a bear in a back yard.
 
2--Last month they told us about a mouse in a restaurant.
 
1--The weatherman tells us the temperature in every town.
 
2--The sports guy shows us players fighting.
 
1--They always tell us "what's next."
 
2--They always make "what's next" sound exciting, but it never is.
 
1--It's more like news for kids.
 
2--They should have kid reporters.
 
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注解：
 
1.stupid愚蠢的     
2.back yard后院 
3.weatherman气象播音员  
   
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译文：

1--电视新闻如此愚蠢。
2--他们甚至不称之为新闻。
1--昨天晚上他们告诉我们一只在沙发上的猫。
2--昨天他们告诉我们一只狗在吹笛子。
1--上周他们告诉我们一只在后院的熊。
2--上个月他们告诉我们有关餐馆里的一只老鼠。
1--天气播报员告诉我们每个小镇的天气。
2--体育人告诉为我们展示玩家搏斗。
1--他们总是对我们说"接下来如何"
2--他们总是把"接下来"说的很动听，但事实从来不是。
1--那更像是给孩子的新闻。
2--他们应该有小孩播报员。