1--I've got a date for you.

2--Oh, really?

1--Are you interested?

2--Maybe. What is she like?

1--She's got a great personality.

2--Uh-oh. That means that she's fat and ugly.

1--She's cute.

2--Okay, so she's not ugly; she's just fat.

1--She weighs 98 pounds.

2--Okay, she's not fat. So what's the problem with her?

1--Who said there is a problem with her?

2--The problem is she has no problems-she's too good for me!

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注解：
 

1.interested感兴趣的

2.personality个性    

3.fat and ugly胖且丑  

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译文：
 

1--我为你安排了一个约会。

2--噢，是吗？

1--你有兴趣吗？

2--可能吧。她长什么样？

1--她长得很有个性。

2--噢。那意味着她胖且丑。

1--她很可爱。

2--好的，那么她不丑，她只是胖。

1--她有98磅重。

2--好吧，她不胖。那么她有什么问题？

1--谁说她有问题？

2--问题就在于她没有问题--她对我来说太好了！