1-- How many nannies did you interview?

2-- Ten. Ten! Each one more incompetent than the last. One actually asked me—here you go—if she was expected to change diapers.

1-- Oh, good nannies are so hard to find.

2-- Yeah, that's why I was hoping to take advantage of your expertise.

1-- Oh, Lord, what do you want me to do?

2-- All your rich friends have nannies. A-list nannies. I need to catch one—here you go—without their bosses.

1-- Why?

2-- So I can poach me one.

1-- Lynette...

2-- Look, at my old job, we didn't wait for good people to come to us. We went out and raided other companies. I don't see why it should be different when you're hiring a nanny.

1-- I understand that good help is hard to find, but stealing a family's name is so...unseemly.

2-- I'm not twisting anyone's arm. If I make a better offer, why shouldn't a qualified person reap the benefits? So come on ...where can I score some high grade nanny?

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注解：

1.a-list最好的  

2.poach挖走（人员等）

3.raid突袭

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译文：

1-- 你面试过多少保姆了？

2-- 十个了。一个比一个无能。有一个竟然问我，她是否需要换尿布.

1-- 哦，好的保姆很难找的。

2-- 是啊，这就是我希望能沾上你这个专业人士意见的光。

1-- 老天，你想让我怎么做呢？

2-- 你的有钱的朋友都有保姆，超级棒的保姆。我需要在他们老板不在的时候和他们谈谈。

1-- 为什么？

2-- 这样我就能挖走一个。

1-- Lynette ……

2-- 是这样，在我以前的工作中，我们从不等着优秀的人才来找我们。我们去别的公司发掘。我不觉得这和找保姆有什么区别。

1-- 我理解好的保姆很难找，不过挖别人家的保姆很不体面啊。

2-- 我不是强迫你。如果我给的待遇更高，为什么一个合格的保姆不能获得这些呢？好啦，我在哪能找到高端的保姆呢？