My friend and I were at a restaurant waiting for our dates to arrive. We sat at the bar and tried to get the bartender's attention to order a couple of drinks.
My friend, Tanya, is very pretty. She is always being hit on by men. So, it was no surprise that five minutes after we sat down, a guy got up from the other side of the bar and walked over to us. He sat down next to Tanya.
He looked at both of us and said, "Hi, I saw you two beautiful ladies sitting by yourselvesover here. Could I buy you two a drink? ‚"
Tanya looked at me and rolled her eyes and said, "No, thanks. We're waiting for our boyfriends.‚"
We both thought that he would take the hint and get lost , but he didn't.
Instead, he looked at Tanya and said, " Do you come here often? "
Tanya tried to ignore him, but he wouldn't give up .
He said, "You look like an angel . Does heaven know you've escaped ?‚"
That pickup line was so lame that we almost burst out laughing . Luckily, we didn't need to keep a straight face for long. Our dates walked in and the guy left. Charlie, my date, apologized for keeping us waiting . I told him that it was no big deal . We had plenty ofentertainment.