Melissa: I hate that guy Reuben. He’s always getting in my face.

梅丽莎：我讨厌那个鲁宾，他总是咄咄逼人。

Conan: Ooh, I sense some serious sexual tension between the two of you.

柯南：哦，我感觉你们两个之间存在很强的性张力。

Melissa: Sexual tension? Are you out of your mind? He does nothing but give me a hard time.

梅丽莎：性张力?你疯了吗?他什么都没做，就会给我找麻烦。

Conan: That’s because he’s trying to get your attention.

柯南：那是因为他想引起你的注意。

Melissa: If he likes me, why doesn’t he try to get my attention by showing off, like every other guy?

梅丽莎：如果他喜欢我，为什么不像其他人一样通过展示自己来吸引我的注意?

Conan: Maybe he’s trying to stand out among your many admirers.

柯南：可能他想在众多追求者中脱颖而出。

Melissa: Don’t be stupid. I don’t have a lot of admirers and I don’t want one who makes my life miserable!

梅丽莎：别傻了，我那有那么多追求者，而且我也不会喜欢一个令我痛苦的人。

Conan: Maybe if you throw him a bone, then he’ll stop his antics.

柯南：可能你对他示好，他就会停止搞怪。

Melissa: What kind of a bone?

梅丽莎：怎样示好呢?

Conan: Ask him to the movies Saturday night.

柯南：约他周六去看电影。

Melissa: Me, ask him out? You’re certifiable!

梅丽莎：我?约他?你真疯了!

Conan: I’m telling you that if you ask him out, he’ll stop pestering you.

柯南：我跟你说，如果你约他出去，他就不会再烦你啦。

Melissa: Putting aside the fact that I find him repulsive, if I ask him out, he’ll make me the laughingstock of this place.

梅丽莎：先不说我本身对他就很反感，如果我约他出去，他就会让我成为咱们这的笑柄。

Conan: I don’t think so. He’ll get what he wants and he’ll stop pestering you.

柯南：我可不这样认为，他达到目的就不再会烦你了。

Melissa: What if it backfires and he bothers me even more?

梅丽莎：如果事与愿违，他比以前更烦人怎么办?

Conan: Then you’ll get what you want – deep down!

柯南：那不正是你内心深处想要的。

Conan: Ooh, I sense some serious sexual tension between the two of you.

Melissa: Sexual tension? Are you out of your mind? He does nothing but give me a hard time.

Conan: That’s because he’s trying to get your attention.

Melissa: If he likes me, why doesn’t he try to get my attention by showing off, like every other guy?

Conan: Maybe he’s trying to stand out among your many admirers.

Melissa: Don’t be stupid. I don’t have a lot of admirers and I don’t want one who makes my life miserable!

Conan: Maybe if you throw him a bone, then he’ll stop his antics.

Melissa: What kind of a bone?

Conan: Ask him to the movies Saturday night.

Melissa: Me, ask him out? You’re certifiable!

Conan: I’m telling you that if you ask him out, he’ll stop pestering you.

Melissa: Putting aside the fact that I find him repulsive, if I ask him out, he’ll make me the laughingstock of this place.

Conan: I don’t think so. He’ll get what he wants and he’ll stop pestering you.

Melissa: What if it backfires and he bothers me even more?

Conan: Then you’ll get what you want – deep down!