教授和他的学生

A Grad student, a post-doc, and a professor arewalking through a city park and they find an antiqueoil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puffof smoke.

一个研究生，一个博士后和一位教授正步行穿过一个城市公园。他们发现了一盏古油灯。他们把灯擦了擦，冒出一阵烟，跳出一个妖怪来。

The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

妖怪说：“我通常只满足三个愿望。所以，我可以帮你们每个人实现一个愿望。”

"Me first! Me first!" says the grad student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboatwith a gorgeous woman who sunbathes in bikini." Poof! He's gone.

“我先说!我先说!”研究生说。“我想去巴哈马群岛，驾驶着一艘游艇，上面有一位美女，穿着比基尼晒太阳。”噗!他不见了。

"Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with ahula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other." Poof! He's gone.

“下面该我说了!下面该我说了!”博士后说。“我想去夏威夷，躺在沙滩上放松，一边有个人跳草裙舞，另一边放着迈泰鸡尾酒。”噗!他也不见了。

"You're next," the Genie says to the professor.

“下面该你了。”妖怪对教授说。

The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."

教授说：“我想让这两个家伙中饭后回到实验室。”