离婚的理由

A woman goes into her lawyer's office requesting adivorce.

一个女人去找律师要求离婚。

He is taking all of her background information andasks her, "Do you have grounds for a divorce?"

他了解了相关资料后，问她：“你要求离婚有什么理由?”

To which she replies, "Well, we have three acres."

她答：“我们有3英亩。”

"No, ma'am. What I mean is, does he beat you?" asks the attorney.

“夫人，我的意思是，他打你吗?”

"No, I get up around 6:30 and he sleeps until 7:00," she responds.

“不，我大概6点半起床，而他睡到7点，”她说。

Feeling a little frustrated the attorney asks, "Lady, tell me, do you have a grudge?"

律师有点儿泄气，又问：“女士，请告诉我，你是否怀有积怨?”

Looking very confident she states, "No, we have a carport."

女人很确定地说：“不，我们有车棚。”

At this point the lawyer has lost his patience and asks, "Look, Lady. Why the heck do youwant a divorce?"

律师终于失去耐心了，他直截了当地问：“好吧，女士。你到底为什么要离婚?”

"Because he can't hold an intelligent conversation!"

“因为没法理智地和他说话!”