词汇表
Honolulu--it's got everything. Sand for the children,sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
火奴鲁鲁——那儿什么都有。孩子们可以在那儿玩儿沙子，妻子可以在那儿晒太阳，那儿还有鲨鱼，是为丈母娘准备的。
Husband-- a man who buys his football tickets fourmonths in advance and waits until December 24 todo his Christmas shopping.
丈夫——提前4个月买球票可是要等到12月24日才去买圣诞礼物的那个人。
Archaeologist--the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interestedhe is in her.
考古学家——女人能找到的最好的丈夫，因为她越老，他对她越感兴趣。
Bachelor--the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
单身汉——惟一没对妻子说过谎话的男人。
Bride--a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
新娘——有着美好幸福前景的女人。
Marriage--a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the handsand feet of the man.
结婚——把戒指套在女人的手指上和男人的手脚上的仪式。
Wife--the perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control overis personal affairs.
妻子——男人最好的伴侣，让他们感觉私事被过多地干涉。
