期末考试的打分

Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams.

下面是美国大学的教授们给期末考试打分的方式。

Dept of Statistics

统计学系

All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.

所有的分数都标绘在标准的钟形曲线图上。

Dept of Psychology

心理学系

Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. Theprofessor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.

学生们被要求在考试本上点墨，然后合起本子上交。教授打开本子时脑海里出现的第一个分数就是他们的成绩。

Dept of History

历史系

All students get the same grade they got last year.

所有学生的分数都和去年的一样。

Dept of Religion

宗教学系

Grade is determined by God.

分数是由上帝决定的。

Dept of Philosophy

哲学系

What is a grade?

什么是分数?

Law School

法学院

Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.

学生们要就为什么他们要得“优”的成绩而进行抗辩。

Dept of Mathematics

数学系

Grades are variable.

分数是个变量。

Dept of Logic

逻辑学系

If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passinggrade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.

如果并且只有在学生参加了期末考试并及格了的情况下才可能得“优”，否则就不能得“优”。

Dept of Computer Science

计算机科学系

Random number generator determines grade.

分数由随机数生成程序产生。

Dept of Physical Education

体育教育系

Everybody gets an A.

每个人都得“优”。

Dept of Political Sciences

政治系

Stand at the top of the stairs and toss all final papers out, the ones closest to the top will getA, and the furthest down will get F.

站在楼梯顶端把期末试卷往下抛，离楼梯顶端最近的学生得“优”，最远的“不及格”。

Dept of Mechanical Engineering

机械工程学系

Final papers can be blown away will get F.

谁的试卷能被风吹走，就得“不及格”。

Dept of Chemistry

化学系

Final papers completely burn to ask first will get F.

谁的试卷最先烧成灰，就得“不及格”。

Dept of Electrical Engineering

电子工程系

Students can have any one of these grades:

学生会得到下面的任一个分数。

A (Ampere) if they can resist high current.

A(安格)能抗高电流强度的得“优”。

C (Coulomb) if they get high all the time.

C(库仑)能一直保持高电量的得“中”。

F (Fraud) if they eat too much and have too much energy.

F(法拉)吃得太多，能量过剩的“不及格”。

W (Watt) if they have power to work.

W(瓦特)有电力带动工作的。