A Man's Guide to What a Woman Is Really Saying

女人话语隐含意义指南

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.

我需要一些空间。

... without you in it.

……没有你在里面。

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?

我穿这身衣服是不是显胖?

We haven't had a fight in a while.

我们有段时间没吵架了。

NO, PIZZA'S FINE.

不，不，吃比萨饼就很好。

... you cheap slob!

……你这个抠门的家伙!

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.

我现在还不想交男朋友。

I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

我就是不想你做我男朋友。

I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

我不知道。你想做什么?

I can't believe you have nothing planned.

我简直不敢相信你竟然毫无计划。

COME HERE.

过来。

My puppy does this, too.

我的小狗也是这样的。

I LIKE YOU, BUT...

我喜欢你，但是……

I don't like you.

我不喜欢你。

YOU NEVER LISTEN.

你从不听我的话。

You never listen.

你从不听我的话。

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.

我马上就好。

I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

我已经准备好了，可我就是想让你等，因为我知道你会等的。

OH, NO, I'LL FAY FOR MYSELF.

哦，不用了，我自己付。

I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going Dutch.

我只是想表现一下，想跟我AA制，没门。