Answered by Sam Morningstar

Sam Morningstar 回答：

Botched Restoration of Ecce Homo Fresco Shocks Spain

震惊西班牙：《戴荆冕的耶稣》壁画复原失败

Answered by Akshat Sood

Akshat Sood 回答：

This. Every time!

这张！见一次笑一次

I do not like to “move it, move it.”

不，我才不要“动一动～动一动～”！

注：《I like to move it》 是电影《马达加斯加2》中的主题曲。

Answered by Anonymous

匿名 回答：

WTF!

次奥！

No smoking.
We know your life has no value.
But petrol is extremely costly...

禁止吸烟。
我们知道你的生命毫无价值，
但是汽油真的很贵……

Answered by Saras Kaushik

Saras Kaushik 回答：

Cracks me up every single time!

每次都让我笑到炸裂！

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO ANGRY
THAT YOU HIT A MOTHERFUCKER WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER?

你有没有如此愤怒过，
以至于抡起一个混蛋砸向另一个混蛋？

Answered by Jacob Kurian

Jacob Kurian 回答：

“Ladies & gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race. I’ve turned the fasten your seat belt sign back on because shit is about to get real.”
SH

“女士们先生们，我是你们的机长。大家现在往机舱右边看，就可以看见那架195航班，它想和我们比比谁飞得更快。请各位系好安全带，这回可要动真格了！”

Answered by Apurva Pendse

Apurva Pendse 回答：

What is the phobia of chainsaws called?
Common sense.

电锯恐惧症的学名叫什么？
常识。

Answered by Natasha Figueroa

Natasha Figueroa 回答：

I keep a big folder on my desktop called 'funny & random'. I look through it whenever I need a pick-me-up, or when I need to cheer up a friend. These are some of my favorites...for what reason, I don't know, they just do the trick every time.

我在电脑桌面上有个大文件夹叫“灵机一动”。每当我需要提神醒脑或是逗朋友开心的时候我就点开它看看。以下是我的最爱……我也不知道为什么，反正就是屡试不爽啊！

“Bear with me.”

“还请多包涵。”（“熊与我同在。”）

EXCUSE ME, ROCKS...

麻烦让一让，石头仔……

Pooped in your shoes
I have

你鞋里的便便
是我拉的

注：《Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe》 是一本有名的与宠物相关的书，主旨是劝告人们对爱宠多点耐心和宽容。

Answered by Lalit Palariya

Lalit Palariya 回答：

“My wife believes she is a better driver, I let our dog decide.”

“我老婆坚信她开车技术比我好，那就让我家狗来做裁判咯。”