英语笑话(双语)39 不要瞎混
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    No Fooling!

    不要瞎混!

    "Please be gentle with me, darling," said the brideon her wedding night, "I'm a virgin. "

    “请对我温柔一些,亲爱的!”新婚之夜新娘对新郎说道。“我是个处女。”

    "You're a virgin?" exclaimed her husband withsurprise.

    “你是个处女?”她丈夫吃惊地叫道,

    "But you've been married three times. "

    “可是你已经结过三次婚了啊。”

    "That's true. dear; but my first husband was an artist and he just wanted to look at my body;

    “没错,亲爱的,可是我的第一任丈夫是位艺术家,他只想看我的身体。

    my second husband was in advertising, and he would only tell me how great it was going to be;

    我的第二任丈夫从事广告业,而他只是告诉我那件事会有多美好。

    and my third husband was a lawyer, and would always say, ”I'll get back to you next week. "

    我的第三任丈夫是位律师,他总是说:“下星期我就回来看你。”

    1.wedding night 新婚之夜

    例句:Every minute of the wedding night isprecious.

    春宵一刻值千金。

    2.virgin 处女;圣女

    例句:The spring of the plains is not a reluctant virgin.

    大草原的春天,并不是象一个处女那么娴静文雅。

    3.exclaim 惊呼;惊叹;惊叫

    例句:"Oh," she was about to exclaim, but checked herself and allowed her thoughts to diewithout expression.

    “噢,"她听了简直要惊叫起来,不过她忍住了,没有把自己的想法流露出来。

    4.artist 艺术家

    例句:The artist showed us a portfolio of her drawings.

    艺术家给我们展示了她的绘画代表作品。

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