You Do Have a Problem

你真是有问题了!

A man reported to his doctor that he was havingtrouble going to the bathroom.

一位老兄对医生说明他上厕所有困难。

"Do you urinate in the morning?" asked the doctor.

“你早上有小便吗?，’医生问他。

"Yeah, every morning at six o'clock. "

“有，每天早上六点钟。”

"And how are your bowel movements?"

“那大便情况如何?"

"Seven o'clock every morning, just like clockwork. "

“像时钟一样，我每天准时七点钟上大号。”

"So what's the problem?"

“那问题到底出在哪里呢?"

"I don't get up until eight. "

“我八点钟才起床。”