最近，对于不少同学来说，暑假已经彻底结束，只因为三个字:开学了！无论你有多么不情不愿，瑟瑟发抖，又或是斗志昂扬，都得老老实实背着书包去上学。暑假结束的前兆之一就是通宵达旦补暑假作业，不知道即将要报道的你，有没有将暑假作业完成呢。今天我们来听一些关于开学季笑话，相信一定会让你感同身受，会心一笑哦。
Silly, but ridiculously funny School Jokes For Kids can break the ice between new friends in school, lighten up an awkward moment while waiting for a school bus and can definitely win a lot of hearts for teacher. Check it out!
愚蠢，滑稽的学校笑话可以打破学校里新朋友之间的僵局，在等校车的时候让尴尬的时刻变得轻松起来，肯定能赢得很多老师的心。过来看！
Teacher: Andrew, where is your homework?
Andrew: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?!
Andrew: You said it was piece of cake!
老师：安德鲁，你的作业在哪里？
安德鲁：我吃了。
老师：为什么？！
安德鲁：你说是小菜一碟！
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
约翰尼：老师，你会因为我没有做的事惩罚我吗？
老师：当然不是。
约翰尼：很好，因为我没有做作业。
Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?
Joe: Because I don't have a dog.
老师：乔，你为什么吃作业？
乔：因为我没有狗。
Teacher: Why are you late for class, Peter?
Peter: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What sign, Peter?
Peter: School Ahead. Go slow!
老师：彼得，你为什么上课迟到？
彼得：因为路上的标志？
老师：什么标志，彼得？
彼得：前方学校，请慢行！
Q: Why did the math book look so sad when school started again?
A: Because it had so many problems..
问：开学的时候，为什么这本数学书看起来那么悲伤？
答：因为它有很多问题。
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to the first day of school?
A: She heard her new students were bright.
问：老师为什么要戴墨镜上学？
答：她听说她的新学生很聪明。
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
奈特：为什么穴居人更容易上学？
凯特：为什么？
内特：因为没有历史可学！
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