“This segues into my next tip: life generally divides into two things.
接下来咱们讲一个小贴士：生活可以分为两部分。
One: AMAZING ENJOYABLE TIMES. Two: APPALLING EXPERIENCES THAT WILL MAKE FUTURE AMAZING ANECDOTES.
一：惊人的快乐时光。二：可怕的经历，这些经历未来会成为惊人的轶事。
However awful, you can get through any experience if you imagine yourself, in the future, telling your friends about it
不管有多可怕，只要你想象在未来告诉朋友这件事时，
as they scream, with increasing disbelief, ‘NO! I can't believe that happen to you!’
他们会越来越难以置信地尖叫道：“天哪！这种事情竟然发生在你身上！
Even when Jesus was on the cross, I bet He was thinking, ‘When I rise in three days, the disciples aren’t going to believe this when I tell them about it.’
甚至当耶稣被钉在十字架上的时候，我打赌他在想，‘当我三天以后复活的时候，当我告诉门徒这件事的时候，他们肯定难以置信。’
“Baby, see as many sunrises and sunsets as you can. Always run across roads to smell the roses.
“宝贝，尽可能多地看日出日落。穿过马路闻一闻香气四溢的玫瑰。
Always believe you can change the world – even if it’s only a tiny bit, because every tiny bit needed someone who changed it.
永远相信你可以改变世界——即使只是一分一毫，因为每一点点变化都需要有人来进行。
Think of yourself as a silver rocket – use loud music as your fuel; books like maps and co-ordinates for how to get there.
把自己想象成一枚银色火箭——用震耳欲聋的音乐作燃料；用诸如地图和坐标之类的书籍指引到达那里。
Host extravagantly, love constantly, dance in comfortable shoes, talk to Daddy and Nancy about me every day and never, ever start smoking.
慷慨大方地宴请他人，爱己爱人，穿舒适的鞋子跳舞，每天和爸爸、南希谈论一下妈妈，而且永远，永远不要抽烟。
It’s like buying a fun baby dragon that will grow up and eventually burn down your fucking house.
烟瘾就像是买了一条有趣的小龙，它会一天天的膨胀，最终烧毁你的房子。
“Love, Mummy.”
“爱你的妈妈”
