To be on the Safe Side 
In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. 
A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row: 
"Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?" 
" Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all." 
"Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row." 
在一家电影院里,一名观众在演出期间站了起来,沿着他那排位子走到休息室去了。几分钟后,他回到那排位子并问坐在首位的那位男士道: 
“对不起,请问我刚才出去的时候是踩着你的脚吗?” 
“是的,不过没什么关系,一点也不疼。” 
“噢,不,我不是这个意思。我只是想确认一下这是不是我的那排位子。”







