To Go to Heaven

Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up ..... what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up -- don't you want to go to Heaven? "

Terry: I can't. My Mum told me to go straight home.

去天堂

主日学校的教员：想去天堂的人举起手来，把手举起来。。。你呢，哈里？你还没举手呢-- 你不想去天堂吗？

哈里： 我去不了，因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。