Being Properly Equipped
A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club:
Interviewer: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?"
Mr. Jones: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."
Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
Mr. Jones: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range."
Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"
Mr. Jones: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm."
Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."
Mr. Jones: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one, are you?"
装备得当
一位女新闻播音员正在会见一个少年俱乐部的领导。
会见者：那么琼斯先生，孩子们的冒险之旅将如何度过?
琼斯先生：我们将教他们爬山，划船，箭术和射击
会见者：射击!那有点不负责吧，是不是?
琼斯先生：是吗?他们会得到正确的指导。
会见者：难道你不承认教孩子们射击非常地危险吗?
琼斯先生：我看不出来多么危险。在他们摸枪之前我们会教他们正确的原则
会见者：但你们将训练他们成为残暴的杀手。
琼斯先生：哦。你装备(穿)得象一个妓女，但你不是，对吧?
