英语笑话:医生的故事
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    This story is about another five doctor who went duck hunting one day.These five doctors were a general practice physician,a pediatri-cian,a psychiatrist,a surgeon and a pathologist.

    这个故事是关于另外5个医生的故事,一天他们去打野鸭,这五个医生包括一个全科医生、一个儿科医生、一个精神病医生、一个外科医生和病理学家。

    A:Look,a bird is coming winging overhead.

    看,一只鸟在头顶飞过。

    B:Why did you raise your shotgun and then hesitate?

    你为什么举起枪又犹豫了呢?

    A:I am not quite sure it's a duck,I think that I will have to get a second opinion,but the bird was long gone.

    我不敢肯定那是不是鸭子,我想我必须听听另一医生的诊断意见。但这时鸟飞走了。

    B:Look!Another duck.

    看!另一只鸭子。

    C:Why don't you shoot at it?

    你为什么不打它?

    B:(Muttering ) I am also unsure if it is really a duck in my sight and besides,it might have babies,I'll have to do some more investiga- dons.

    (喃喃自语)我也不能肯定那是不是鸭子。并且那只鸟可能还怀着小鸟,我必须作进一步调查。

    C:But the creature make good its escape.

    但是那家伙从容不迫地逃脱了。

    Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist.Shotgun shouldered,he was more certain of his intended prey's identity.

    然后,是眼尖的精神病医生看到了飞鸟。用肩顶住枪托,他比其他人更清楚自己瞄准的猎物是什么。

    D:Why do you hesitate since you know it is a duek?

    既然你知道那是只鸭子你还犹豫什么?

    C:Now,I know it's a duck,but does it know it's a duck?

    是啊,现在我知道那是只鸭子,可它自己知道吗?

    Finally,a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed sky wards. BOOM!The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him.

    最后,第四只鸭子快速地飞过。这次是外科医生把猎枪对准了天空。“嘣”一声枪响,外科医生放下枪口还在冒烟的猎枪,扭过头,面无表情地对身边的病理学家说。

    D:Good to see if that was a duck,will you?

    去看看那是不是一只野鸭,可以吗?

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