英语笑话:也许是这样
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    A young man has ,just got his driver's permit and wants to drive the car.

    一个年轻人考取了驾驶执照,想开家里的车。

    A:Dad,rnay I use the car,please?

    爸爸,我用一下车,以吗?

    B:Now,let's make a deal.

    现在,让我们订个协议。

    A:OK.

    好吧。

    B:If you bring your grades from a C to a B-average,study your Bible a little,and get your hair cui,then you can talk about the car with me.

    你把你的平均成绩从C提到B,多学一点儿《圣经》,而且剪掉你的长头发,然后我们再谈汽车的事。

    A:Well,1 think I will settle for the offer.

    好吧,我接受。

    After two months the boy came back.

    两个月以后,那孩子回家了。

    B:OK,Have you ever done what I told you to do son ?

    好吧,你按我说的做了吗,儿子?

    A:Of course,I did.

    当然了。

    B:Well,I've been really proud of you. You've brought your grades up,and I have observed that you've been studying your Bible and partici-pating a lot more in the Bible study class on Sunday morning.

    太好了,我真为你骄傲,你的成绩上去了,我看你正在学习《圣经》,并且更多地参与了星期天上午的《圣经》学习班。

    A:Because I am eager to drive the car.

    是因为我太想开车了。

    B:But I am really disappointed seeing that you haven't got you hair cut.

    但我真的很遗憾你没有把头发剪掉。

    A:You know,Dad,I've been thinking about that,and I've notice d in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, John had long hair, and there is even strong argument that Je-sus himself had long hair.

    你要知道,爸爸,我想那样做,但学《圣经》时,我注意到萨逊留长头发,摩西留长头发,约翰也留长头发,甚至耶稣他自己很可能也留了长头发。

    B:Perhaps.But they walked every where they went!

    也许是这样。但他们去哪儿都是走着去的。

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