英语幽默笑话:很高兴认识你
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    During World War Two, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.

    第二次世界大战期间,英国的许多青年妇女在军中服役。琼·菲利普斯就是其中的一个。她在一个大军营里工作,自然结识了许多男人,既有军官,又有士兵。

    One evening she met Captain Humphrey at a dance. He said to her, "I' m going abroad tomorrow, but I'd be very happy if we could write to each other.” Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.

    一天晚上,她在舞会上认识了汉弗莱兹上尉。他对她说:“明天我将出国,如果我们能相互通信,我将非常高兴。”琼同意了。他们书信来往,数月不断。

    Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.

    后来他的来信中断了,但她收到另一位军官的来信,信中告诉她汉弗莱兹受了伤,现住在英国某陆军医院里。

    Joan went there and said to the matron, "I've come to visit captain Humphrey.”

    琼找到那家医院,对护士长说:“我来探望汉弗莱兹上尉。”

    Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.

    “这里只允许亲属探望病人。”护士长说。

    “Oh, that' s all right,”answered Joan." I'm his sister.”

    “哦,那好吧,”琼回答说:“我是他妹妹。”

    "I’m very pleased to meet you ,”the matron said,"I' m his mother!”

    “很高兴认识你,”护士长说:“我是他的母亲。”

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