幽默笑话精粹53:关于身份问题的教育
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    Scene一A grade one classroom on a warm summer afternoon.

    场景:夏天一个炎热的下午,一年级的教室里。

    Teacher: We are going to have a spelling competition this afternoon. Anyone who can spell a word correctly can go home early. We’11 start with Mary. What did you do at lunchtime?

    老师问:“今天下午我们来进行一场拼词比赛。谁能准确无误地拼出一个单词就可以早回家了。我们先从玛莉开始,你午饭时间去干什么了?”

    Mary: I played in the sandpit.

    玛莉回答:“我在沙坑里玩。”

    Teacher: Mary, can you spell "pit?"

    老师说:“玛莉你可以拼写‘沙坑’这个词吗?”

    Mary: P …I … T?

    玛莉: "P. . . I. . . T?"

    Teacher: Very good,you may go. Now Tommy , what did you do at lunch?

    老师:“非常好,你可以走了。现在轮到汤米了,你午饭时间都干什么了?”

    Tommy: I was playing with my toy car.

    汤米:“我在玩我的玩具车。”

    Teacher: Tommy,can you spell "car"?

    老师:“那你会拼‘车’这个词吗?”

    Tommy: C…A …R

    汤米:"C. . . A. . . R"

    Teacher: Very good,you may go. Now Johnny, why are you crying?

    老师:“非常好,你也可以走了。下一个,约翰尼,你为什么哭呀?”

    Johnny(sniff): Because Tommy and Mary wouldn’t play with me at lunchtime, just because I'm black.

    约翰尼(抽泣):“汤米和玛莉都不和我玩,就因为我是个黑人。”

    Teacher: My God. That's racial prejudice. Johnny,can you spell "racial prejudice?"

    老师:“上帝呀,这简直就是种族歧视,好了约翰尼,你能把‘种族歧视’拼出来吗?”

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