幽默笑话精粹54:魔鬼的血
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    Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day,enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a Nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

    一天,亚瑟正坐在当地酒吧的外面,享受着啤酒的美味,逍遥自得。这时一个修女突然出现在他的桌前,开始谴责饮酒所带来的罪恶。

    "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a the blood of the devil!”

    “年轻人。你应该为你自己而感到耻辱!喝酒是一种罪过!酒精就像是魔鬼的鲜血!”

    Now Arthur gets pretty annoyed about this,and goes on the offensive. "How do you know Sister?"

    这时亚瑟感到有些厌烦就开始辩解:“大姐你是怎么知道的?”

    "My Mother Superior told me so.”

    “我们修道院的院长这么告诉我的。”

    "But have you ever had a drink yourself`? How can you he sure that what you are saying is right?"

    “但是你自己从来没有喝过,你怎么就知道你说的是正确的呢?”

    "Don’t be ridiculous一of course I have never taken alcohol myself.”

    “别开玩笑了,我自己当然没有沾过酒了。”

    "Then let me buy you a drink,一if you still believe afterwards that it is evil 1 will give up drink for life.”

    “那么我请你喝一杯吧。如果你尝过之后还是那么认为,我就一生不再饮酒。”

    "How could I,a Nun,sit outside this public house drinking?!”

    “我,一个修女,怎么能这样做?坐在酒吧外面喝酒?!”

    "I’ll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you , then no one will know.”

    “我会叫服务员把酒倒在茶杯里的,没有人会知道。”

    The Nun reluctantly agrees, so Arthur goes inside to the bar.

    那个修女极其不情愿的同意了。然后亚瑟走进了酒吧。

    "Another pint for me, and a vodka,” then he lowers his voice and says to the barman,"and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"

    “再给我来一杯啤酒和一杯伏特加”,他压低他的嗓音对服务员说,“你能不能把伏特加酒倒在一个茶杯里?”

    "Oh no! It’s not that bloody Nun again is it?"

    “噢,天哪!是不是那个魔鬼之血’的修女又来骗酒喝了?”

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