312　My First Sermon 第一次讲道

Having grown up in New York City, I barely knew a cow from an ear of corn. While I was in seminary school, I had a temporary assignment at a church. The day of my first sermon, I tried very hard to fit in. With my wife sitting in the first pew, I began my discourse: “I never saw a cow until I met my wife.”

英语笑话

我生长在纽约，对农村的事几乎一无所知。我在神学院学习的时候，被临时指派到一个教会去讲道。我很努力地去适应。我太太坐在第一排座位上，我开始讲话：“在我见到我太太以前，我从来没有见过牛。”