英语笑话

476　Only when he's DRUNK 他只是在喝醉的时候才这样

A man is driving with his wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman. “Sir,” says the cop. “You, were going 60 in a 50.” “No, I wasn't.” “Yes, you were,” says the wife. “Keep quiet!” says the man, angrily. “And you weren't wearing a seatbelt,” says the cop. “Yes, I was.” “No, you weren't,” says the wife. “SHUT UP!” says the man, really angry. “Ma'am,” asks the cop, “is he always rude and violent?” “Only when he's DRUNK.”

一个男人开车带着他的老婆。一个警察让他停在路边，说：“先生，你在限速50的路上开60。”“我没有。”他老婆说：“你是开那么快。”男人生气地说：“闭嘴！”警察说：“你还没有系安全带。”“我系了。”他老婆说：“你是没有系。”男人非常生气地说：“闭嘴！”警察问：“夫人，他一直是那么粗鲁和野蛮吗？”“他只是在喝醉的时候才这样。”