英语笑话

477　I'm the groom 我就是新郎

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding. “But officer,” the man said, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet!!!” snapped the officer. “Or I'm going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back.” “But officer, I just wanted to say...” “And I said KEEP QUIET! Now you're going to jail!” A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a great mood when he gets here.” “Don't count on it,” said the prisoner. “I'm the groom.”

一个小镇的警察抓了一个开快车的司机。那个男子说：“不过警官，我可以解释。”警察打断他说：“住嘴！否则我让你到监狱里去冷静冷静直到我的头儿回来。”“不过警官，我只是想说……”“我说了住嘴！现在你得到监狱里去！”几个小时以后，这个警察核查到囚犯，并且对他说：“你很幸运。头儿在参加他女儿的婚礼。他回来的时候一定有好心情。”那个囚犯说：“别指望了。我就是新郎。”