英语笑话
500 That's the part of me he'll see 那就是他所能看见的部分
My wife is on staff at the Department of Motor Vehicles, and one day a close friend of hers came in to apply for a driver's license. While entering the information into a computer, my wife noticed the woman had given 150 pounds as her weight. Knowing she weighed considerably more, my wife commented, “You're putting down your weight as 150?” “If a policeman pulls me over,” her friend said with a grin, “that's the part of me he'll see.”
我太太在机动车管理署工作。有一天她的好朋友来申请驾驶执照。在往电脑里输入数据的时候,我太太注意到那个女人把体重填为150磅。我太太知道她的体重远不止那些,就说:“你把体重填为150磅?”她的朋友咧嘴笑着说:“如果警察叫我停车,那就是他所能看见的部分。”