英语笑话

356　You are the first 你是头一个

My daughter, a law school graduate, had scheduled an appointment to have her wisdom teeth removed immediately following her semester exams. After the procedure was over, the oral surgeon came into the recovery room to tell her everything had gone well and she could leave soon. Then he added, “I have to tell you, I've had people come out of anesthesia talking about just about everything—their love lives, embarrassing moments. Some of them even start swearing at us. But you're the first patient to have ever given me a lecture on constitutional law.”

我的女儿是法学院的毕业生。她约了时间，在期末考试一结束就马上拔掉智齿。手术结束以后，口腔外科医生来到观察室，告诉她一切都很正常，她可以很快离开。然后他补充说：“我不得不告诉你，我见过许多刚从麻醉苏醒过来的人。他们讲了各种各样的事情，他们的爱情生活、各种尴尬的场合。有人甚至发誓赌咒。而你是头一个给我上宪法课的人。”