英语笑话

357　He wasn't that fat 他没有那么肥

I am a prosecuting attorney in a small town and will admit to having a few extra pounds on me. Not long ago, I was questioning a witness in an armed robbery case. I asked, “Would you describe the person you saw?” The witness replied, “He was kind of short and stout.” “You mean short and stout like me?” I asked. “Oh, no,” the witness said. “He wasn't that fat.”

我在一个小镇上当控方律师。我承认我身上有一些赘肉。不久前，我在一件持枪抢劫案中询问证人。我问：“请你描述你见到的那个人。”证人回答说：“他是那种矮而胖的人。”我说：“你的意思是说像我这样矮而胖？”证人说：“噢，不。他没有那么肥。”