英语笑话

415　Pay my $60 up front 我先预付60美元

Exasperated with obnoxious patients in the clinic, I put up a sign that read: “If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 surcharge for putting up with you.” That same afternoon a patient came to my window and announced, “The doctor said he would like to see me every month for the next six months, so I'm going to pay all my $60 up front.”

被诊所里令人讨厌的病人激怒，我贴了一张条子：“如果你是怨天尤人的、急躁的，或者十足刻薄的，那么为了忍受你，额外收费十美元。”当天下午，一个病人到我的窗口说：“医生说在未来的六个月里每个月要见我一次。所以我先预付60美元。”