英语笑话

457　This is not the Internet 这里可不是互联网

I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The triage nurse asked for my height and weight, and I blurted out, “Five-foot-eight and 125 pounds.” While the nurse pondered this information, my mother leaned over to me. “Sweetheart,” she gently chided, “this is not the Internet.”

我身高五尺三寸，胖得很可爱。在发生一点小事故之后，我妈送我到急诊室去。预检护士问我身高体重，我随口说：“五尺八寸，125磅”。当护士正在琢磨这些数字的时候，我妈凑近我，小声指责我说：“孩子，这里可不是互联网”。