英语笑话

526　The fools jump 蠢人跳伞

After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter what I could expect from jump school. “It's three weeks long,” he said. “What else?” I asked. “The first week they separate the men from the boys,” he said. “The second week, they separate the fools from the men.” “And the third week?” I asked. “The third week, the fools jump.”

被第八十二空降师招募以后，我迫不及待地问招募人，我在空降学校里能学到什么。他说：“一共是三个星期。”我问：“还有什么？”他说：“第一个星期是把男人从男孩当中分出来。第二个星期是把蠢人从男人当中分出来。”我问：“那第三个星期呢？”“第三个星期，蠢人跳伞。”