英语笑话

527　Secondhand Smoke 二手烟

We were asleep in our cots when exploding enemy rockets woke us up. My platoon and I threw on our fatigues, grabbed our weapons and ran to the bunker for protection. Inside the bunker, one nervous soldier lit up. “Put that cigarette out!” I ordered. “Yeah, forget the rockets,” said another soldier as more rounds rocked the bunker. “That secondhand smoke will kill you.”

当敌人导弹的爆炸声把我们惊醒的时候，我们正在行军床上睡觉。我和我的一个排把疲劳丢在一边，抓起武器，冲进保护掩体。在掩体里，一名紧张的士兵点燃了一支烟。我命令说：“把烟熄灭！”正当更多轰炸摇晃着掩体的时候，另一个士兵说：“不要去管那些导弹。这二手烟会杀了你。”