英语笑话

537　Donate the blood 献血

In our Air Force Base the junior officers challenged the senior officers to see who would donate the most blood. After trying several times to locate a vein in my left arm, the technician applied a Band-Aid, and after drawing blood from my right arm, put a bandage on that arm as well. As I left the collection facility, I passed a colonel. Noting my two bandages, he looked at me and shook his head, saying, “I knew you young guys would find a way to cheat.”

在我们空军基地，官阶较低的军官向官阶较高的军官挑战，看谁献血最多。采血技术员在我的左胳膊上试了好几次，也找不到静脉，只好贴上一条胶带。他在我右胳膊上采完血，又贴上一条胶带。从采血站出来，碰上一个上校。看见我两只胳膊上都贴着胶带，他看了看我，摇摇头，说：“我知道你们年轻人能找到弄虚作假的办法。”