英语笑话

554　Cleared for takeoff 你被清除，准备起飞

One night, I was dispatched to check out the security fence where an alarm had gone off. The fence was at the end of the Air Force Base runway. When I got to the scene, I found that a raccoon was the culprit, so I ran around and flapped my arms to scare off the animal. Suddenly an air-traffic controller came over the public-address system and announced loudly, “Attention to the airman at the end of the runway. You are cleared for takeoff.”

一天晚上，我被差遣去检查保安围栏，那里的警报响了。围栏在我们空军基地跑道的尽头。当我到那里时，发现肇事的是一只浣熊，所以就一边跑一边挥舞手臂把它吓跑。突然，一个空中交通控制人员通过扩音喇叭大声说：“跑道尽头的空军士兵注意，你被清除，准备起飞。”