英语笑话

573　Will anyone be shooting at me? 会不会有人开枪打我？

A soldier who had just returned from Afghanistan applied for a job of greenskeeper in a golf course. But the manager worried that he might not be up for the job. “It's stressful,” he said. “You have to fight the weather, insects and demanding club members.” “Will anyone be shooting at me while I mow the grass?” asked the soldier. “Of course not.” “I'll take the job.”

一个刚从阿富汗回来的士兵申请当高尔夫球场的草坪管理人。但是经理担心他不能胜任。他说：“这个工作压力很大。你必须得和天气斗争，和虫子斗争，还得和很难对付的俱乐部成员斗争。”那个士兵问道：“我在割草坪的时候会不会有人开枪打我？”“当然不会。”“那我干了。”