英语笑话

586　Just drop anchor 只要抛锚就行

The crew of a fast frigate was practicing the man overboard drill by “rescuing” a bright orange fluorescent dummy dubbed Oscar. The captain watched as a young lieutenant nervously stopped the ship, turned it and maneuvered into place. Unfortunately, he ran right over Oscar. Surveying the remains of Oscar scattered around the ship, the captain told the lieutenant, “Son, do me a favor. If I ever fall overboard, just drop anchor and I'll swim to you.”

快速护航舰的全体成员正在进行人员落水演习。他们要救的是一个外号叫奥斯卡的鲜橙色荧光假人。舰长看着一位年轻的海军上尉紧张地停船、调头，并且靠拢目标。不幸的是，他恰好从奥斯卡身上开过。看着散落在船四周的奥斯卡的残骸，舰长对海军上尉说：“孩子，帮帮忙。如果我哪天落水，你只要抛锚就行，我会游到你那儿。”