英语笑话

587　That plane's landing 这架飞机正在降落

A recruit in Navy boot camp got on the wrong side of our company commander and was ordered to do push-ups. As he neared triple digits, an airliner flew overhead. “I bet you wish you were on that plane, don't cha?” sneered the CC. “No, sir,” said the unlucky recruit. “Why wouldn't you want to be on that plane?” “Because,” the recruit grunted between push-ups, “that plane's landing. I want to be on one that's leaving.”

海军新兵训练营的一个新兵不符合司令官的要求，被罚做俯卧撑。快做到一百下的时候，有一架飞机从头上飞过。司令官冷笑着说：“我想你一定希望是在那架飞机上，对不对？”那个倒霉的新兵说：“不对。”“为什么你不希望是在那架飞机上？”那个新兵在俯卧撑中间喘着气说：“因为这架是要降落的，我希望在那架要起飞的上面。”