英语笑话

596　Why do I hear voices in my head? 我为什么在我的头里听见声音？

In Marine Corps basic training, I soon learned that everything we recruits used actually belonged to our drill instructor. For instance, she referred to the stuff in our footlockers as “my trash,” and to the racks we slept in as “my racks.” One time when we were all whispering in the bathroom while making “head calls,” our drill instructor must have overheard us. To our surprise, she suddenly yelled, “Why do I hear voices in my head?”

在海军陆战队基本训练营我很快就明白了，我们这些新兵用的东西实际上都属于训练教官。比如，她把我们锁柜里的东西都称为“我的垃圾”；把我们的行军床称为“我的行军床”。有一次，我们都在厕所里小声地说“悄悄话”的时候被训练教官听到了。她突然大喊起来，把我们吓一跳：“我为什么在我的头里听见声音？”