英语笑话

597　Hearing Problems 重听

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.” The gentleman replied, “Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!”

一个老头有重听的毛病已经好几年了。他去找医生，医生给他配了一副助听器，使他可以100%听见。过了一个月，他回到医生那里。医生说：“你的听力非常好。你家里的人一定很高兴。”老头回答说：“我还没有告诉他们。我只是坐在那里听他们说。我已经把遗嘱修改三次了。”