英语笑话

611　It's a lie detector 这是测谎器

When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing, I rushed to her home. Placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood oxygen, I began to gather her information. “What's your age?” I asked. “Fifty-eight,” answered the patient, eyeing the beeping device on her finger. “What does that do?” “It's a lie detector,” I said with a straight face. “I am sixty-seven.”

当一个妇人打911电话说她呼吸困难，我马上赶到了她家里。我把一个测量脉搏和血液含氧量的传感器夹在她的手指上，然后开始收集她的信息。我问：“你多大年纪？”病人回答说：“58岁。”看着手指上那个“嘀嘀”叫的装置，她问：“这是干什么的？”我一脸严肃地说：“这是测谎器。”“我67岁。”