英语笑话

634　A 65-Year Old New Mother 65岁的新妈妈

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65-year old mother says “not yet.” A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says “not yet.” Finally they say, “When can we see the baby?” And the mother says, “When the baby cries.” And they ask, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?” The new mother says, “Because I forgot where I put it.”

由于生育专家的帮助，一位65岁的老太太生了一个孩子。所有的亲戚们都来看他们家的这个新成员。当他们要求看孩子的时候，这位65岁的妈妈说：“还不行。”过了一会儿，他们又要求看这个孩子，这位妈妈又说：“还不行。”最后，人们问：“那我们什么时候才能看这个孩子呢？”这位妈妈说：“等孩子哭的时候。”人们问：“为什么要等到孩子哭的时候？”这位新妈妈说：“因为我忘了把孩子放在哪里了。”