英语笑话

635　Sprinkle a day 每天撒一点

A man once counseled his son that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning. The son did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 93. When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

一个人告诉他儿子一个秘密：要想长寿就每天早上在麦片粥里撒一点火药。他的儿子非常虔诚地遵循，一直活到93岁。当他死的时候，留下了14个儿女，28个孙儿女，35个曾孙儿女，加上火葬场墙上一个15尺的洞。