英语笑话

646　A Retired Man's Day 退休以后的生活

For over 40 years my grandfather put in long hours at his job so I was more than a little curious about the way he filled his days since his retirement. “How has life changed?” I asked. He replied, “Well, I get up in the morning with nothing to do, and I go to bed at night with it half-done.”

四十多年来，我的爷爷每天都工作很长时间。我非常好奇他在退休以后怎么打发他的时间。我问他：“生活变化得怎么样？”他回答说：“嗯，每天早上起床，没什么事情可做。每天晚上上床，事情只做了一半。”