英语笑话

705　Couldn't give away 给不出去

I had season tickets to the Detroit Lions football games. Last year they had such a miserable record that I couldn't give away two tickets to a game I wasn't able to attend. While parking at a mall, I decided to leave the tickets under my windshield wiper. And I returned to find six more tickets to the same game.

我有两张底特律狮子橄榄球队的季票，但我不能去。我想把这两张票送给别人，谁都不要，因为这个球队去年的成绩太差了。我把车停在一个商场的停车场上，把这两张票夹在雨刷的下面。等我回来的时候，看到票多了六张。