英语笑话

707　What chair? 哪有椅子？

The philosophy professor warned the class he was going to give them a test. When the day came he entered the classroom, wordlessly placed his chair on the table and, turning to the blackboard, wrote, “Prove to me this chair does not exist.” Most of the nervous students began intently scribbling out long dissertations. But one member of the class wrote down just two words, and then handed his paper to the teacher. The professor had to smile when he read the student's answer: “What chair?”

哲学教授警告学生说，他要给他们一个测验。考试那天，他走进教室，一言不发，把他的椅子放在桌子上，转身在黑板上写：“向我证明这把椅子不存在。”大多数紧张的学生开始长篇大论地大写特写。但是，有一个学生只写了几个字，就交给老师。当教授看到他写的是“哪有椅子？”，只好微笑了。