英语笑话
711 Excuse me? 你说什么?

I told the librarian that I want to find two books. “What's the first book?” she asked. “That's Not What I Meant,” I said. “Well, what did you mean?” “That's the title of the book,” I explained. “Okay.” She looked at me a little skeptically. “And the other book?” “You Just Don't Understand.” “Excuse me?”
我告诉图书馆管理员,我想找两本书。她问:“第一本是什么?”我说:“《我不是这个意思》。”“嗯,那你是什么意思?”我解释说:“那是书的名字。”她带着一点怀疑地看着我:“好,另一本是什么?”“《你就是不懂》。”“你说什么?”