英语笑话

721　Where is God? 上帝在哪里？

A Sunday school teacher asked his class, “Where is God?” A boy raised his hand and said, “He's in Heaven.” A girl was called on and answered, “He's in my heart.” Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, “I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!” The teacher asked how he knew this. Little Johnny said, “Well... every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells ‘My God, are you still in there?’”

一个（教会的）主日学老师问他的学生：“上帝在哪里？”一个男孩举手说：“他在天堂里。”一个女孩被叫起来，回答说：“他在我的心里。”小强尼拼命地挥手，大声叫喊：“我知道，我知道，他在我们家的厕所里。”老师问他是怎么知道的。小强尼说：“嗯，每天早上我爸起床以后就敲厕所的门，大喊：‘我的上帝，你还在里面啊？’”