英语笑话

762　Catch up! 赶上去！

For years my husband denied he was an aggressive driver. That changed one day when we were out for a ride with our three-year-old. Seeing a teaching opportunity, I began quizzing him about traffic lights. “What does a red light mean?” I asked. “Stop.” “How about green?” “Go.” “And yellow?” In his best deep-voice impression of Daddy, he bellowed, “Catch up!”

很多年以来，我丈夫都不承认自己是开快车的司机。但是有一天改变了。那天我们带三岁的儿子出去。看到这个教育的好机会，我开始考他红绿灯的知识。我问：“红灯是什么意思？”“停。”“绿灯呢？”“走。”“那么黄灯怎么样？”他学着他爸爸的样，压低了嗓音说：“赶上去。”