英语笑话

767　“One-two, one-two” “一二一二”

It began as an innocent game with my toddler son. I'd get in the fighter's stance and start shadowboxing. Jabbing with both fists, I'd say, “One-two, one-two,” and he would imitate me over and over. I never thought about the consequences of this little exercise until my wife took our son to a birthday party. When the girl's mother was handing out noisemakers she leaned over to my son and asked, “Would you like one too?” Saying “One-two, one-two,” my son hit her nose with both fists.

开始只是和我刚会走路的儿子做游戏。我摆出拳击的姿势，开始打空拳。一边用两只拳头猛击，一边“一二一二”地喊。我儿子就一遍又一遍地模仿。我从来也没有想到这个小小的锻炼会有什么后果，直到我太太带他去参加一个生日聚会。当那个女孩子的妈妈给孩子们分发哨子的时候，她凑近我的儿子问：“你也想要一个吗？”我的儿子嘴里“一二一二”地喊着，用两只拳头打了她的鼻子。